As you get older you generally spend large
portions of your day doing things you know how to do. At work I do things I am either double-plus-good-at, or can speak about using enough fancy-sounding acronyms to confuse people into thinking I am good at them.
So deciding to do a proper run (the Bupa London 10,000) was a bit of a shock to the system really.
Because I am relatively bad at running. That is, relative to anyone else who
has ever tried to run... and probably some people who have not. At school I was in the top set for Maths, Science, English... but in sport I was so bad that I was relegated to hockey, and as a result I didn't do much running after I finished education.
When I go out for a run, my brain tries to convince me it would be a good idea to stop, sit down and eat a biscuit.
Things that shut it up
1. Training, not trains
When you are going to do a run, you should apparently train
for it. Confusingly, this doesn’t mean you catch a train instead of doing the
run, it means you run instead of catching the train. I bullied myself into
running by hiding running in my day (much like your Mum used to do with vegetables in lasagne). I can’t stand all the
time that’s consumed by making a run an event in its own right, so I chopped
down this time by running home from work, or part of the way. That way, I would
only get home twenty minutes or so later, but fit in a 50 minute run, and then
I could get on with my busy evening of sitting and biscuit eating.
2. The best things have a soundtrack
There is nothing, as far as I am concerned, as energising as
a good song. I promise. Lucozade just haven’t figured out how to squish them
into the bottles, but as soon as Willy Wonka starts making drinks that play
your favourite song in your head, I’ll be the spoilt kid swigging them down
before they’re through testing. Create a playlist of songs that make you
smile and make you dance and instead of flagging at the third mile you’ll be
half running, half dancing, laughing about a fun night out with your friends.
It will divert your mind away from thinking crafty little things like ‘er, you
could just, stop, you know?’ and trick you into having actual fun. Music is good
at outwitting you.
3. Charity
There are a lot of things that humanity is collectively
responsible for which completely suck. Seriously. But equally there are some
things we are actually awesome at. One of those things, in my opinion, is
supporting our friends and their exercise goals by donating to worthwhile
causes. Knowing that people had parted with their hard earned cash at my
instruction and offered it up to help people with dementia meant I'd be pretty rubbish if I just stopped running. So I didn't.
4. Winning
Exercise can seriously take your sh*t. Seriously. You can
bitch and whine about it. You can ignore it for a few days. You can begrudgingly
acknowledge it for an hour before heading to the pub with your mates. But as
long as you have some sort of relationship with it, however bad you might be,
it does you good.
And really, if you incorporate exercise into your daily routine; have fun while you’re doing it; raise a load of money for a worthwhile cause and do yourself buckets of good, then you’re winning. Not at an actual race (where you come 10,317th), but at life.
And really, if you incorporate exercise into your daily routine; have fun while you’re doing it; raise a load of money for a worthwhile cause and do yourself buckets of good, then you’re winning. Not at an actual race (where you come 10,317th), but at life.